June 17, 2009
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You know you want it.
After reading a great review for Tommy Wiseau's undeniably fun 2003 surrealist drama The Room over at Love Train for the Tenebrous Empire, I had an epiphany. Well, it was probably more along the lines of abdominal cramping with a side order to odorous methane, but you get the idea. Instead of merely singing this film's praises from the rooftop of my quaint suburban home somewhere within the sprawling landscape of Lexington, Kentucky, why not give two copies of this inspirational motion picture to a couple of giddy individuals who would love nothing more than to experience it for themselves? What a great idea! Here's what you need to do: Send me your name, address, and a fairly good reason why, exactly, you deserve a free copy of The Room to me, your kind and most generous Film Fiend, before July 31st, 2009. Please, limit one entry per person. By submitting your entry to me, you're also proclaiming to the world at-large that you're over the age of 18 and can handle the intensity of winning such a fabulous contest. Isn't that spiffy? So what, exactly, are you waiting for? Click right here to virtually erect the e-mail system, type "The Room Contest" into the subject line, and slap the required information into the body of your message. On August 1st I'll announce the winners right here, and proceed to ship them out immediately. Please allow at least two weeks for delivery. Sound good? Take a cold shower, put on some underwear, tell your friends, and get cracking!
Johnny is waiting to visit you.
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