May 05, 2009
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This is how rumors get started.
Believe it or not, dear readers, but I have not shuffled off this mortal coil and moved on to reap my heavenly reward, as it were. Nor have I been kidnapped by an angry group of Seagal-obsessed pygmies who are none too happy with the review I delivered for the big guy's wonky 2009 horror hybrid Against the Dark. I have, in fact, been quite busy doing other things in life, such as arranging my precious dust mite collection and providing quality health care for the recently deceased. When I'm not battling armies of evil pigs to help combat the recent outbreak of swine-related illnesses, I am providing content to the excellent horror-related website Bloody Good Horror, which, I might add, has been gracious enough to provide yours truly with his very own blog. So do me a favor, would you? Check out the links featured below the Bloody Good Review heading just to your right and enter a world where words and punctuations marks create sentences which convey thoughts and feelings about cinema-related matters to people with the ability to read the written word. Oh, and just for the record, I am not interested in following you on Twitter, I am not going to provide links to your poker-related business within a review for a movie I'll probably never watch, and my penis is actually a pleasant size, thank you very much. What does this all mean, you ask? Simply put: The Film Fiend is still alive and kicking, though most of the new content is being hosted elsewhere. The site is definitely not dead, so check back often to see what's up.
I like clarifications.
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