November 24, 2008
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Rich, creamy, and good for you, too.
Tired of the same old thing this holiday season? Are you looking to violently toss tradition and family values into the proverbial wind? What to literally scare the stuffing out of your demented grandmother before she projectile vomits pea soup all over your clean bathroom floor? If so, tune into Monsters HD this Thanksgiving for one of the snappiest turkey day marathons you're likely to find on such short notice. In addition to Robert Kurtzman's gory epic The Rage and Peter Jackson's immortal classic Dead Alive, this genre-friendly high-definition channel will also kindly provide you with screenings of the first three Return of the Living Dead movies, Bride of Re-Animator, The Last Man on Earth, both Pet Semetary flicks, Scarecrows, The Video Dead, and George Romero's zombie classic Day of the Dead. If that isn't enough quality cinematic entertainment to twist your delicate sphincter into a pretty little bow, I honestly don't know what is. If you're craving more information on the subject, point your dainty browsers towards the official Monsters HD website and gorge yourself on the details. How you like the meat flavor, cousin Oliver?
Yummy down on this.
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