October 21, 2008
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Trace Adkins is one sly devil.Chances are, if you combine rednecks, zombies, trailer parks, sleazy women, and several revolting scenes of fart-puking gore, yours truly will be all over it like cross-eyed hillbillies on inbred siblings. Steven Goldmann's kooky 2008 horror outing Trailer Park of Terror, despite having all of these elements working in its favor, is still a tough nut to crack. The film unfolds like a country-fried version of Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses, complete with a murderous clan of freakish maniacs, a vast array of horrific imagery, and one curvy blonde who doesn't mind when the camera lingers on her strong points. Problem is, most of the supposedly disturbing content seems so outlandish, so impossibly goofy, that I found myself laugh hysterically when I probably should have been violently upchucking. Questionable atmospheric pressures aside, Goldmann does a phenomenal job behind the camera, delivering a number of tense moments throughout the picture's decently paced 97 minutes. The film's main attraction, of course, is its wonderfully executed physical effects, a nice change of pace from the awful CG nonsense we see these days. All in all, Trailer Park of Terror definitely delivers the sweet and steamy stuff, even if you're chuckling when you should be screaming.
Recipe For Success: Nichole Hiltz Channeling Jaime Pressly + Undead Pornographers + Priscilla Barnes Is Naughty
A Note To Youth Pastors: Keep it in your pants, already.
Or decapitation is the least of your worries.
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