October 10, 2008
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When you and the entire southern wing of the psychiatric hospital you currently occupy rush out next Tuesday to pick up a copy of the Ghost House Underground box set, kindly flip over that shiny Trackman DVD and take a quick look at the quote nestled sweetly at the top of the packaging. Recognize that website declaring the film to be a "feast for the eyes?" You should, because, like, you're on it. Apparently Lionsgate has pulled one of the nicer things I had to say about Igor Shavlak's lackluster slasher flick and is currently using it to pimp the film's Region 1 release on October 14th. Since this is the first time a major studio has used a passage from my corny little site to help market their product (to my knowledge, anyway), I'm more than a little excited about the whole bloody affair. Is this a sign that the world is truly coming to a very unfortunate albeit long overdue conclusion? Perhaps, dear readers. Perhaps. Until we know for sure, stock up on huskless popcorn and four cheese Hot Pockets -- because I'm coming over tonight to use your shower to wash my cats. Just kidding, you guys. Come on.
Or maybe not.


4 Spasms:
Congrats! That is cool news. :)
But watch out, they might try to reward you with a lifetime supply of this movie.
They quoted you! That's rad! At least now they know at least one person who'll buy the DVD. I'm jealous.
I had no idea they'd used the quote until I saw it for myself. I've also learned it appears in the trailer. Craziness.
Sadly, I don't think Trackman is worth buying, even if it does have my crap plastered across its backside.
I love that! congrats. I'm surprised that they didn't tell you first but very cool!- UNK
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