October 10, 2008
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Your vagina has an attitude problem.Takao Nakano's racy 2004 gorefest Killer Pussy (aka Sexual Parasite) was recommended to me with the promise that it achieved the same level of edgy, outrageous violence found in Japan's ultra-notorious Guinea Pig series. Sadly, this is not the case. Although it's certainly overloaded with sadistic carnage -- usually of the genital persuasion -- and several uniquely disgusting sexual couplings, the film is just too damn goofy be to taken seriously. Am I headed towards yet another boring episode of Snazzy Motions Pictures Ruined By Shattered Expectations? Doubtful. Even if I'd approached Killer Pussy as nothing more than a light-hearted erotic gorefest with a serious hard-on for ample bosoms and cutesy Japanese schoolgirls, I'd still be completely disappointed with the end product. My biggest complaint: too much pointless sex, not enough flesh-eating cooters. The titular beast doesn't have a lot of screen time in this short 60-minute jaunt, a decision which probably had more to do with the cast's natural assets than anything else. What an enormous shame. Killer Pussy is of the same caliber as anything starring Misty Mundae or her opportunistic cohorts. And, no, I don't mean that as a compliment. Ignore this monstrous mistake and move on.
Recipe For Disaster: Poor Special Effects + Uncomfortable Metaphaors + I Wanted More Murderous Mommy Holes
Warning Signs: If your girlfriend's crotch is dripping blue cheese, get her to a hospital on the double.
And don't have sex with her before you leave.
2 Spasms:
Supposedly Teeth was in a round about way based on this movie. Given how much I disliked that one, I wanted to see Killer Pussy. Now thanks to you, I don't have to!
I actually enjoyed Teeth immensely. Then again, I really dig off-beat horror flicks which tackle taboo subjects.
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