October 01, 2008
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Look: Edgar Wright!When I'm not obsessively watching motion pictures from all around this impossibly twisted globe, I'm usually masturbating. If I'm not masturbating, chances are I'm thinking about masturbating. However, when I'm not considering the positive aspects of self love, I'm gyrating wildly to music from my favorite films. Imagine my gaspingly girlish surprise when I discovered that other people enjoy doing the exact same thing -- only without the mechanical masturbation. Every month at The Last Days of Decadence in London, England, a group of snazzy cats gather around for an evening filled with movie music, celebrities, and wordy film buffs. They have dubbed this event Straight To Video, and they'd like you to stop by and hang out for a bit. In fact, on October 4th, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz director Edgar Wright will be dropping in, as well as Osymyso, The Freelance Hellraiser, and The 20th Century Fox. To be perfectly honest, I have no idea who those last three individuals are. Regardless, it's sure to be a blast, so remove thyself from thine squalorly basement and venture forth. Oh, and take a picture of someone saying "We Miss You, Film Fiend" in a number of creative ways. I miss you, too.
Vicariously, I shall live.
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The Film Fiend
1 Spasms:
Nothing like waking up in the morning and reading the words "Mechanical Masturbation."
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