How does one know when they have truly achieved greatness?

Their work is linked from a nudie site.

Celebrity looky-loos Mr. Skin were kind enough to provide a link to my review for Crooked. starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson and Olivier Gruner. Since "actresses" Diana Kauffman and Kara Wall strip down to their plastics during two particularly awkward sex scenes, Mr. Skin was there to give you the scoop.

You can see for yourself by clicking here. There is NO PORNOGRAPHY on this site, just information about who gets naked and when. Scroll down to OTHER REVIEWS to behold the glory for yourselves.

How brutally sweet.

My career as a film critic is now complete. Having been linked from a celebrity porn site, I can now move on to other things.

Like mechanical head banging in music videos.

Stop stepping on my wires, mom!

T.